Salem bin Laden
brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between...
View Articlepissarhea
a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the...
View ArticleReaganitis
alzheimers or similiar old age demetia, named for Ronald Reagan who suffered from this disorder My mom works at a nursing home and takes care of people with Reaganitis.
View Articlewarpig
warmonger a term that originated in a Vietnam era Black Sabbath song used to describe corrupt politicians who start senseless wars primarily to boost the profits of the military industrial complex...
View Articlet-cow
acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.
View Articlesow
a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of...
View ArticleG.O.P.
Greedy Oppressive Pricks the Republican Party which believes in low taxes for uberwealthy, increasing corporate profits by oppressing the working class and moving jobs overseas whenever possible. they...
View ArticleChina loan
tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China I just got my China...
View ArticleM & M party
millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a millionaire would have to be a moron to vote Republican I saw an...
View Articleseven words you can't say on television
A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a...
View Articleland-jack
when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used...
View ArticleNoelle Bush
niece of George W Bush, daughter of Jeb Bush Noelle Bush got caught with crack cocaine while in drug rehab, but since her dad was governor at the time she never went to jail. Jeb Bush is such a...
View ArticleMarvin Bush
brother of George W Bush Marvin Bush was responsible for security at the World Trade Center, this has provided fodder for 9/11 conspiracy theorists who believe the twin towers were brought down by...
View ArticleWalmartized
cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want...
View ArticleNeal Bush
Another brother of George W Bush Neal Bush was banned from the banking industry for his role in the collapse of Silverado Savings and Loan, which cost taxpayers $1 billion to bail-out.
View ArticleTom Griswold
co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a...
View ArticleBob Kevoian
co-host of the bob and tom morning radio show, very funny Bob Kevoian likes boobs and beer.
View ArticleChick McGee
sports reporter on the bob and tom show and lifelong Redskins fan Chick McGee is a great sports reporter and is also a very funny comedian.
View Articleeighted-out
when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons...
View Articlesodomy bell
On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell There was a...
View Articlefeces horn
On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment,...
View ArticleJeff Gordon pack
Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer. On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the...
View Articleend of an error
January 20,2009 the last day of the Bush presidency January 20,2009 marks the last day of the presidency of George W Bush, an end of an error.
View Articlepurse dog
a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.
View ArticlePelosi Doctrine
opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous...
View ArticleScunthorpe problem
Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered...
View Articlefeed me light
a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.
View Articlevomiteria
a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger...
View Articlegirllionaire
a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends The Fonz on Happy Days was a...
View Articledaylight wasting time
a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting...
View ArticleUrban Dictionary virgin
a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban...
View Articlebarking cat
derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a...
View ArticleGeorge W Bush
America's worst president ever George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so...
View ArticleRonald Reagan
a pagan god who is worshipped by many members of the Republican party Ronald Reagan supported huge tax cuts for the super rich combined with massive increases in military spending mostly for...
View Articleanhydrous ammonia
a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine Anhydrous ammonia is a very...
View ArticleWanda Sykes
A great stand-up comic who performed at the White House correspondents dinner in 2009 Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh: "Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to...
View ArticleBush43
The 43rd president of the United States used to distinguish him from his father Bush41. Bush43 was the worst president America ever had, he was obsessed with waging a senseless war in Iraq, while...
View ArticleBush41
The 41st president of the United States, used to distinguish him from his son Bush43 The presidency of Bush41 was notable for a failed economic policy, recession and the first Gulf War (Bush war)....
View Articleass fatigue
when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers) I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four...
View Articlepost cool period
when a once great band that's been around for many years starts putting out poor quality music that is greatly inferior to their earlier material, this is sometimes but not always accompanied by...
View ArticleReaganomical
Any socio-economical policy that benefits the wealthy or expands corporate power while harming ordinary working class people The union went on strike so the company tried to be Reaganomical by firing...
View ArticleBush Family
A wealthly and powerful dynasty associated with big business, oil, politics, and corruption The Bush Family includes:Prescott BushGeorge H. W. Bush aka Bush41,Papa BushGeorge W Bush aka Bush43, Baby...
View ArticleObama Depression
a term some fuckwit bushnesiac republitards use to discribe the Bush Depression The Bush Administration slashed taxes for the wealthy while spending massive amounts of money on the bush war in Iraq,...
View ArticleRush Limpdick
Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction...
View ArticleACLJ
American Center for Law and Justice: a radical fundie organization that mocks the ACLU while attacking the Bill of Rights While the ACLU works to defend the Bill of Rights and keep America free, the...
View ArticleKristi Lee
the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold,...
View ArticleObama basher
a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral...
View ArticleTim Wilson
a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about...
View ArticleRodney Carrington
a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".
View Articlenagev
vegan spelled backward, a term for someone who primarily eats meat while avoiding fruits, vegetables, and other products that come from plants Bill being a strict nagev will eat a hamburger patty with...
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